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  what if every blade of grass was a penis?

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  (610): what if every blade of grass was a penis? http://tfl.nu/ka1d
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  (845): View more from New York

  I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.

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  (845): I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point. http://tfl.nu/3ngc
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  (925): View more from California

  We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous

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  (925): We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous http://tfl.nu/vmkf
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  (817): View more from Texas

  Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.

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  (817): Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was. http://tfl.nu/0op6
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys

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  (860): We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys http://tfl.nu/i7wv
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right

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  (717): he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right http://tfl.nu/bx9n
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  (813): View more from Florida

  I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.

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  (813): I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said. http://tfl.nu/j7o9
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

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  (724): Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful. http://tfl.nu/ytjz
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation

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  (931): I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation http://tfl.nu/adcz
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  (940): View more from Texas

  You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.

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  (940): You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins. http://tfl.nu/4yq8
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.

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  (204): I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here. http://tfl.nu/z5ot
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(

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  (970): They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:( http://tfl.nu/8u7z
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  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet

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  (321): He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet http://tfl.nu/nzlh
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  (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing

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  (312): Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing http://tfl.nu/oxks
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  (571): View more from Virginia

  Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting

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  (571): Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting http://tfl.nu/5qzx
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