That's when you crack a 10am beer
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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