I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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