john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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