She's JV to your varsity
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Pooping to opera.
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