I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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