Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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