you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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