sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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