is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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