Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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