btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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