I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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