I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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