Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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