you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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