I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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