i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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