Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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