I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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