this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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