"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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