We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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