I could make wine with my vomit
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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