We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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