I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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