If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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