Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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