guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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