If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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