yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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