I'm going to jail i love you
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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