I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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