I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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