I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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