Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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