gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I met the friendliest cop last night
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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