scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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