He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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