return my video game
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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