my mouth tastes like poor choices
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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