Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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