Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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