Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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