In the future we'll all be gay
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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