you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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