The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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