fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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