yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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