You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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