Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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